Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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