Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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