i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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