New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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