And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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