I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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