This is not my ceiling
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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