I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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