just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
tell me about the eggs
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