I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
how drunk are you?
Several
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize