yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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