Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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