Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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