you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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