What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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