and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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