i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Floor bacon is actually really good
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.