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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection

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• (772): View more from Florida

  i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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• (786): View more from Florida

  i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis

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• (650): View more from California

  I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...

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  Cross faded me is not the classiest.

  (817): View more from Texas

  No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.

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