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  My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.

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  Celebratory bar crawl?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

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• (626): View more from California

  i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to

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• (310): View more from California

  So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.

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