Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.