I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.