Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.