Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..