One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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