i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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