She announced her abortion via fbk
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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