Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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