You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I would ride that face into the sunset
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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