So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I need to align my fucking chakras
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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