Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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