we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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