lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
too bad you live with your parents still
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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