Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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