Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Randomize
