Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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