Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
