yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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