He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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