hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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