I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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