everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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