Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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