Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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