I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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