I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
it's like iHOP with fire
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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