I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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