I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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