he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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