My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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