All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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