I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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