We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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