You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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