did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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