I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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