she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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