What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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