I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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