I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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