She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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