shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you never un-have a 4some
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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