How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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