Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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